#1 On a List of Unfortunate Band Names That Will Be the Name of Our Band

It kind of out Limp Bizkits Limp Bizkit, also Linkin Park. And it is knowingly cloacular, not ironically so or accidently so. More later on why this needs to be invented, and why it will be plastered on T-shirts and unfortunately tatooed buttocks from Six Meat to shootaliberal.