Monday, December 19, 2005

The Duchy of Teeny Tiny Wiener

Declares that it has a divine right to ocean access and a port on the Adriatic. Furthermore, we declare right of passage via the Lower Danube. Any infringement upon our national sovereignity will be met with forceful actions. The Citizens of Teeny Tiny Wiener also demand a levy of Enzyte from Wingery, as they have more than enough for themselves. We encourage the enemies of Teeny Tiny Wiener to EAT IT COBAGGIOS.