Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Special Edition: Lou Dobbs Tonight

In tonight's show we ask our guests why I'm such a xenophobic immigrant hating cobag.

Oh, and we'll also be talking about pork bellies, inflation and Ben Bernanke because this is ostensibly a show about the economy but really all our problems would solved if we could just keep the Mexicans out. They commit crimes you know! Not like Americans at all! We are pure and crime free! They also take our jobs but I really can't explain how or why.