Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Kit Kat Extra Crispy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How f***ing stupid does Hershey's think we are? After shoving a chocolate rod of crap into my mouth (ohhh, Big Kat! We hardly knew ya! Don't let the Take5 kick your *ss on the way out). We issued a fatwa there and we're gonna issue a fatwa here as well. 17% decrease in suck does not appeal to me. Please see Wikipedia for the nefarious multi-tiered scam that is Kit Kat marketing. Normal Kit Kat, you remain delightful.

It would be so awesome if this Three Bulls! post were frontpaged at OSM. (no not really Sadly, No!, the real OSM Media™- oh crap my link finger didn't work, I didn't want to link you guys to OSM, because I don't want you to feel like you were in a time machine to 2001 internet design that still can crash Mozilla- nice job Chazmo!).

Hey kids, what Three Bulls! post would you most like huffin and puffin' in Chazmo's grill. Where have we lowered the bar exceptionally low? Feel free to comment, even if you usually don't and tell us how much we suck. Also, waffles.