Saturday, November 05, 2005

Hey Yosef, Some Dude E-Mailed Me Your Pants!

From: "Judson Cox"
To: gregor_samsa@3B!.com
Sent: Saturday, November 5, 2005 10:06 PM
Subject: RE: Yosef’s Pants
Attachment: yosefs_pants.jpg

Hi Gregor!

I found these pants behind the Southside Church’s Chicken place. I’m pretty sure they’re Yosef’s because it looks like his Mom sewed his name on the inside. Since I don’t have Yosef’s e-mail address I was wondering if you could make sure that he gets them.

When I found the pants they were covered in chicken fat, feathers, and some strange periwinkle blue threads. I’m not even sure I want to know how that happened but that must have been a hell of a party!