Monday, September 12, 2005

I Love You Guys

My new favorite thread ever*

Comments: * is back!

If they ever try to implement this policy of correcting Bush's mistakes* in earnest I see a worldwide shortage of astericks.

Posted by GregH at September 12, 2005 09:41 PM

Sadly, No!* is my favorite blog!
**The Dark Window
Posted by Yosef at September 12, 2005 09:50 PM

The Panthers are a championship-caliber* football team.
*Second-rate boondoggle who lost the lowly Saints.
Posted by Brad R. at September 12, 2005 09:51 PM

Yosef*, if you start nesting loops of astericks it's going to make my head explode.

*Hottest Young Conservative Writer on the Interwebs **,***

**After the Doughy Pantload that is.

***Not really

****Nailed, COBAGZ!!!!
Posted by GregH at September 12, 2005 10:00 PM

The Red Sox* are the best baseball team ever!
*Team that couldn't score 1 run against the Yankees.
Dude, Brad, it's on this week. We might have lost Jenkins for the season again, but we're going to beat the crap out of the Pats** on Sunday!
**STAGMC Cobagz who blow goats.
Posted by Yosef at September 12, 2005 10:15 PM

Bush worked* on the Sabbath? Say it ain't so!
*Sunk his warty meatstick into John Roberts' gaping mangina.
Posted by teh l4m3 at September 12, 2005 10:39 PM

I'm hoarding non-perishable asterisks till it all blows over. Keep an eye on the Stars and Stripes -- there may be looting.
Posted by jade at September 13, 2005 12:10 AM

Just hope Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly don't take to doing this.
Talk about a shortage...
Posted by D. Sidhe at September 13, 2005 02:13 AM

You guys would be the most popular blog if it weren't for Marie Jon' skewing the curve.
Posted by Realist at September 13, 2005 02:25 AM

jade has the right idea. We'd better go through punctuation emergency preparations. Beware those who hoard ' (Marie, I'm talking to you) and !@#$%^*&*()_;:"- (Kaye, I'm talking to you).
Posted by Cynthia at September 13, 2005 04:59 AM

DON'T WORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(That ought to get us through one Swank column, maybe two, if they're short.)
Posted by Dorothy at September 13, 2005 05:53 AM

I haven't heard the Scooby name for Mr. McClellan. That's a good one. I like Scott the Sucker MC and Puffy McMoon Face.
Posted by Agi at September 13, 2005 06:23 AM

I'm not even goign to try. This is now my fave* Sadly, No! thread ever.
*after the Brad R. drunk thread**
**after the super long thread***
***Yosef is a douchewad+
^where the hell is Ukko/Tapio? I feel like he really might be in jail somewhere.
Posted by Pinko Punko at September 13, 2005 07:00 AM