Tuesday, August 30, 2005

This post writes itself

From Freedom Camp and Norbiz:

ATTN: SUPERDOME RESIDENTS [Jonah Goldberg]I think it's time to face facts. That place is going to be a Mad Max/thunderdome Waterworld/Lord of the Flies horror show within the next few hours. My advice is to prepare yourself now. Hoard weapons, grow gills and learn to communicate with serpents. While you're working on that, find the biggest guy you can and when he's not expecting it beat him senseless. Gather young fighters around you and tell the womenfolk you will feed and protect any female who agrees to participate without question in your plans to repopulate the earth with a race of gilled-supermen. It's never too soon to be prepared.
The NROs Jonah Goldberg, everyone. He'll be here all week, and for the rest of your foreseeable future. See, the Thunderdome crack might have been cute if people hadn't died in the building, and hadn't lost all their possessions and hadn't already been probably the poorest of the city's residents, so barring all of those real things, maybe this joke could have been funny at one point. Maybe this is why people think Americans are fat lazy slobs that don't care about others' welfare. They got Jonah pegged!