Moobat and Lizardoid Thunderdome! Two Tribes Enter! One Leaves!

Chazmo didn't tell you guys what to write? Can you do better than telling us to suck our own dicks? It is moonbat hunting season, and you douches didn't bring any ammo!
UPDATE
Everthing is explained here (the Lizardoid side) and here (the side of the sane, albeit juvenile kids).