Friday, July 08, 2005

PZ Myers, on friggin fire.

PZ, you might want to put yourself out, you are torching the place. PZ is dealing with the latest hole in your head regarding a New Republic article on conservative pundits' thoughts on evolution. Noone mentioned the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but it is clear they have been touched by his noodly appendage. Here and here for Pharygulic goodness. Read to the end PZ and fans and get a prize!

Three Bulls! take on the situation:

Finding something stupid that somebody said to counterbalance your own idiocy does not make an equivalency. Nor does it make talking about your empty braincase a wedge issue for our side. You are dumb, and this discussion is over. The Harvard President could talk about big black dildos and freebasing Swiss Miss Hot Cocao, and this would still not deflect from your worship of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Have a little pride in your faith, losers. You have been touched by His Noodly Appendage or not, there is no maybe.
Behold the sea creature goodness, and delight in your prize. These starfish thingies remind me of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Therefore He designed them in his image. QED, turdblossoms!

Now if you want to have a serious, separate discussion about evolutionary psychology, we will put our serious caps on and have that, OK Volokhians? We're just playing offensive here, but we do appreciate the effort put into some of your posts, and the tone at VC is usually much more measured and even, but it seems like you are creating a diversionary measure, and this we get stinky about it. Cheers!