Friday, July 22, 2005

Cookie Jesus Demands Our Attention To Matters of Faith

A dear reader has made a confession to us: his reading of the Cookie Jesus Scripture says that "Vienna Fingers" are equivalent to one of our many sacraments, the Cameo Creme. Cookie Jesus states unequivocally that "Vienna Fingers" are cheap imposters, tastingeth of cardboard, if they tastingeth of anything at all. Cookie Jesus has sent our penitent reader to Cookie Guantanamo so that he may be cloistereth with his thoughts on this matter.