Thursday, January 12, 2006

Jonah Goldberg Music Video Storyboard Part III

I can't do it, and you don't want me to. Do you? You don't, and I couldn't live with myself if I did. I'm not sure you deserve it anyway. I'm gonna waste the punchline right here and let your imaginations run away. The song is the 'Mats "I Will Dare" and it may have featured this:
You kids never gave Super Evil Spock love and I'm not gonna desecrate the national treasure that is "I Will Dare" just to make Teh give a little squirt laugh. Although it is super cute. *squee*
I'm hear to warn all of you Goucher hussies to keep your g*ddamned hands off my boy. He does not choose to fraternize with your sex.