Monday, January 16, 2006

Hala Charlotte!

As promised, the Cats have won, and today will be dedicated to them.

For the first installment, let's revisit the comments of a few sad individuals and address each one accordingly.

There is a reason you don't feel well. It's because you know you area going to be h-u-m-i-l-i-a-t-e-d. Your nervous, stressed because you are realizing that you are going to look like one big giant bubble come Sunday. Do you already have the runs? Have you camped out in your bathroom yet?
Geenie Cola | 01.13.06 - 1:45 pm | #


Geenie, thanks for your concern about my gastrointestinal system. It was quite fine, although I'm not sure how I'll react to all the bear meat.



geenie cola speaks truth.

besides, how can the bears lose when they have this guy backing up made-of-glass rex:

http://photos1.blogger.com/ blogg...nortonorton.jpg
the mullet of chuck norris | 01.13.06 - 3:01 pm | #


If only the Bears had followed your advice and put in Orton, maybe wI wouldn't have to reply to this comment!

I was going to talk some smack, but the Bears just got the kiss of death: ESPN's Bill Simmons picked them to win. That completely undoes the anti-mojo of having Sports Illustrated's Dr. Z pick them as the worst team in football in his preseason power poll.

Of course, the odds of the Panthers playing three consecutive good games are about the same as Alito upholding Roe V. Wade....
Brando | Homepage | 01.13.06 - 4:04 pm | #


You're right, it would be amazing for the Cats to play well in 3 consecutive games. What a amazing game yesterday!

daylight come and you gotta delhomme!
chris berman | Homepage | 01.13.06 - 4:54 pm | #


Berman, you are one of the most annoying people on TeeVee. Please shut up and go away. Stick to baseball games so I don't have to pay attention to you.

you americans and your crrrraaaaaaaazy football. when it's cold, stay in. don't chase dead pig carried by men in armour!
el terrible | Homepage | 01.13.06 - 5:09 pm | #


Wrong, when it's cold, you switch to bourbon for the tailgate. And it's no longer made of pig, despite the nickname.

I have a thing for the 9er's Nadney. Is that wrong?
teh l4m3 | Homepage | 01.13.06 - 5:14 pm | #


Yes.

We shall see, mon ami...

Oh yes, and I almost forgot:

EAt 1t cAr0L1nA cOBagz, w00t!!11!1!1!!!
GuinnessGuy | 01.13.06 - 10:57 pm | #


GG, you would have done better to have actually forgotten.

Smith went to Utah, didn't he?

Personally, I'd like Chicago if they had, you know, a quarterback. It's gonna be a 17-6 Carolina win (with a defensive TD for the Panthers).
mwg | 01.14.06 - 12:54 pm | #


Maybe the Mormons are right after all, because Smith looked like God out there.

Yosef- I think the Panthers are gonna pull it off. They've got an almost-as-dominating defense and a real QB.
Brad R. | Homepage | 01.14.06 - 4:33 pm | #


Brad R., thank you for continuing to be a member of the reality-based community.

Well, that should do for now. I'll leave you with this: