If This Really Happened

Seriously, if Chris "I'm a complete cobag filled with douche, corn and Mentos (CFWDCAM)" Wallace said what he is quoted as saying here, about his own dad (CBS' Mike Wallace), (without whom do you think he would have his cushy Fox job?) (Answer: No) then I'm gonna really lose the poop reins.

Please Mike W., boot his ass out of the will.