Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Flair Slams Weblog Awards!


Nature Boy followed with a face drop.

AP-Charlotte In a stunning turn of events, embattled Former Pro-wrestling man, myth, and legend Ric "Flair" Flehr has joined in support of 3Bulls in the War Against Christm...er Weblog Awards. Despite allegedly beating a motorist during a fit of road rage in Charlotte, going through a bitter divorce, owing the IRS a ton of money, and having his mugshot pasted on TSG, Flair is starting another match.

Okay, I didn't really have anything to this post. I just wanted to put up Flair's mugshot. This post is still about a billion times better than anything in Day by Day, one of the nominees for Best Humor Blog. That bubblicious comic strip makes Mary Worth seem like a daily must read. Hell, I would probably piss my pants reading Rose is Rose if I read Day by Day first.

They say on the blog (it might be someone else's quote) that Day by Day is like a cross between Bloom County and Dilbert. And it's true! Take all the stupidest, least funny bubbles from Bloom County and Dilbert and learn how to draw badly, then throw it all together and you get something only slightly better than Day by Day. If that is one of the reviews quoted on the blog, then it's from John Cole. That guy wouldn't know funny if it jumped up and clubbed a seal on his face.

Seriously, Best Humor/Comic Blog. I would assume these would actually be funny. Sure there are some that are funny, but only one or two.

Then again, maybe the Weblog Awards are being ironical and they humor is in the fact that none of the nominees for Best Humor Blog are funny. Kind of like Jay Leno - a comedian who isn't funny!

So the current strip up on Day by Day is less than not funny. It says something about the LA Times is firing some of its editorial board and now Moveon.org wants them to not be fired. They have 2 people discussing how they are there to serve the people.

OMG That's frickin' hilari... forget it. I'm not even going to attempt sarcasm. This shit just isn't funny. But worse, it doesn't make sense. I almost decided not to criticize it because it was so plain D-U-M dum that there was no point. But the more I think about it the more upset it makes me.

Next year's nominees will include Cathy's blog. Guess what - she bought shoes and had a bad date! HAHAHAHA ROTFLMEOW!!!11!one!!23#@!!