Thursday, September 29, 2005

Three Bulls! issues fatwa

against the Big Kat.

No, not Andres Galarraga, this:

It's first and foremost offense against Three Bulls! is the fact that it is now occupying (and brutally so) the slot reserved for Take Five in the basement candy machine. The Big Kat occupying force must be destroyed, and the usually preferred method of "break" "me" "off" "a" "piece" "of" "that" "Kit" "Kat" "bar" is ineffective against this monstrosity. It is the greatest of the Great Satans. And it must be vanquished.