Monday, September 12, 2005

I Love You Guys

My new favorite thread ever*

Comments: * is back!

If they ever try to implement this policy of correcting Bush's mistakes* in earnest I see a worldwide shortage of astericks.

*lies
Posted by GregH at September 12, 2005 09:41 PM

Sadly, No!* is my favorite blog!
*3bulls**
**The Dark Window
Posted by Yosef at September 12, 2005 09:50 PM

The Panthers are a championship-caliber* football team.
*Second-rate boondoggle who lost the lowly Saints.
Posted by Brad R. at September 12, 2005 09:51 PM

Yosef*, if you start nesting loops of astericks it's going to make my head explode.

*Hottest Young Conservative Writer on the Interwebs **,***

**After the Doughy Pantload that is.

***Not really

****Nailed, COBAGZ!!!!
Posted by GregH at September 12, 2005 10:00 PM

The Red Sox* are the best baseball team ever!
*Team that couldn't score 1 run against the Yankees.
Dude, Brad, it's on this week. We might have lost Jenkins for the season again, but we're going to beat the crap out of the Pats** on Sunday!
**STAGMC Cobagz who blow goats.
Posted by Yosef at September 12, 2005 10:15 PM

Bush worked* on the Sabbath? Say it ain't so!
*Sunk his warty meatstick into John Roberts' gaping mangina.
Posted by teh l4m3 at September 12, 2005 10:39 PM

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I'm hoarding non-perishable asterisks till it all blows over. Keep an eye on the Stars and Stripes -- there may be looting.
Posted by jade at September 13, 2005 12:10 AM

Just hope Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly don't take to doing this.
Talk about a shortage...
Posted by D. Sidhe at September 13, 2005 02:13 AM

You guys would be the most popular blog if it weren't for Marie Jon' skewing the curve.
Posted by Realist at September 13, 2005 02:25 AM

jade has the right idea. We'd better go through punctuation emergency preparations. Beware those who hoard ' (Marie, I'm talking to you) and !@#$%^*&*()_;:"- (Kaye, I'm talking to you).
Posted by Cynthia at September 13, 2005 04:59 AM

DON'T WORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE THE CAPITAL LETTERS COVERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND THE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(That ought to get us through one Swank column, maybe two, if they're short.)
Posted by Dorothy at September 13, 2005 05:53 AM

I haven't heard the Scooby name for Mr. McClellan. That's a good one. I like Scott the Sucker MC and Puffy McMoon Face.
Posted by Agi at September 13, 2005 06:23 AM

I'm not even goign to try. This is now my fave* Sadly, No! thread ever.
*after the Brad R. drunk thread**
**after the super long thread***
***Yosef is a douchewad+
+true^
^where the hell is Ukko/Tapio? I feel like he really might be in jail somewhere.
Posted by Pinko Punko at September 13, 2005 07:00 AM