Field Marshal Insensitive Extraordinaire, Asshat

You mean like this little guy? (see comments below). I think he would be pals with PupH, but he would seriously rock AH's n*****k, and I don't mean in a good way. Trolls, so insensitive, so unfeeling. So lubricated- it's 11 am on a Sunday morning, and the Field Marshal is three sheets.