As If Our Entire Existence Weren't A Norbiz Ripoff

UPDATE: General's Troops and First Draft Readers- We Love You, You might like "Monday Goldberg Theatre"- see sidebar for details!

This most certainly is.


Dear Leader EXPOSED! He used to blame it on the dog- SHAME, now he blames it on Bolton! Backstory at the Master's House (his is funnier, but ours is more likely to be true!). Update: The General is bringing it too.
SUPER NEW UPDATE!!!!! WELL-ROUNDED NERDS ARE BRINGING IT!

DOUBLE UPDATE. HOW MANY REALITIES ARE THERE? Sorry, possums, this will never get old.