Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Thank you, Cookie Jesus!


The satanic cabal at Nabisco, perhaps in league with the Canadian Curling Association has decided that cookie diversity means 10-12 kinds of Oreo. As delightful as Oreos are, going down the the Ghetto Fresh grocer and only being able to obtain a cookie in an Oreo form really gets to Three Bulls! Cookie Jesus has answered our prayers and has made available the classic Cameo cookie. First introduced in 1899. Totally delish. Unlike an Oreo in both shape and taste. We do, however, look forward to the Mercury "Quicksilver" Oreo soon to be made available by the Roberts SCOTUS. As John Stossel might pronounce, if people don't like the Mercury Oreo, then they won't buy it. All hail the market!