Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Logic Challenge, i.e. We Get Letters

Lou Gramm of Foreigner writes the Three Bulls!:
And I know that it must be the woman in you
That brings out the man in me
I know I can’t help myself
You’re all that my eyes can see
And it feels like the first time
Like it never did before


Feels like the first time
Like we’ve opened up the door
Feels like the first time
Like it never will again, never again

That sure is sweet, but I'm cofused. It feels like the first time, yet it ALSO feels like it never, ever did before. Additionally, it feels like a door has been opened. That's three feels like, and two are mutually exclusive with the other one. Lou Gramm of Foreigner, you mystify me. Please continue.

Feels like the first time, it feels like the first time
It feels like the very first time, very, very, it feels
It feels like the first time, oh it feels like the first time
It feels like the very first time
Open up the door, won’t you open up the door? yeah


Oh, HELL no, Lou Gramm of . Let us bow our heads in prayer.