Monday, July 04, 2005

The Holy Meatly Bible, Book the Porcine, Chapter 2, Ribbeth, Verse 17, as translated by Classicalman

Pork ribs shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be Pork Ribs. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to Pork Ribs. Veggie Ribs are right out. Once the number Pork Ribs be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being stuffed to the brim with Pork Ribs, shall snuff it.
ClassicalMan as he posteth in comments.