My Demonic Overlord...Orders Me To Respond To Your Concerns, Free Republic Douchebags!
The controller of all things seen and unseen, the bete noir of freedom, goodness and kittens, both good and evil(!).
I am commanded to respond to your concerns by- avert your eyes, lest her deadly gaze fall upon your countenance- by my Overlord, who I may not name, but whose small, weakened, harmless frame trembles with the insane power of the 7th Realm of the Hideous Snakes-
Why stop with Souter's home? Where does Ginsburg live? And the others?Well, Boudi Boo, like we just said, RBG hails from the 7th Realm of the Hideous Snakes, so unfortunately she is beyond your vengeance. Poor Justice Stevens, I'm sure he'll have to take the blow directed towards my overlord and master. Boudi Boo is upset about Kelo vs. New London, a recent SCOTUS decision. Boudicca righteously advocates that Supreme Court Justices should have to suffer ironically for their decisions. No feeding tube for Sciavo? NO FEEDING TUBE FOR REHNQUIST! Very Solomonic wisdom from Double B, if I may paraphrase for this eloquent defender of liberty "this decision is evil, therefore this decision must be implemented immediately to also harm Supreme Court Justices! Evil will be implemented for good! The tools of the Beastmaster will be used to her own end." But I digress.
Henderson Field asks:
Ruth Ginsburg.Which chainsaw answers:
Is she an American?
I think so, but she much have Alzheimer's disease.
Gentlemen, if I may intercede in this trainwreck. RBG is in fact an American, but illegally so. As I have mentioned, she hails from the 7th Realm of Hideous Snakes, and to address chainsaw, she does not much have Alzheimer's, she much have dominion of your ever-loving ass. Beware lest she smite your douchey brow for your insolence.
mlc9852 quotes his humorous brethren:
"You know that saying "the law is an ass?" Ginsberg gives it new meaning."This puts me in a difficult position. The clenched teeth "LOL" of a basement ensconced, cheeto dust-huffing Freeper Douche is awkward to address. RBG does, however, give new meaning to "the law is an ass" as the ass of the law is fully pwn3d by her, and is also her bitch. As is your ass, mlc9582.
LOL - you are so right.
Continuing the ass theme, noted sophist csmusaret exclaims:
Speaking of ass- If I had a dog that ugly I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.This powerful oration is generally overwhelming to the 3rd grade addresee, followed by devastating kidney blows of Beavis-y "Heh hehs" or in the online realm, the haymaker "LOL!!!!!!" However, in this case, the addressee is RBG, and as holder of the Power of the 7th Realm of Hideous Snakes, she says "suck it, bitch!"
Finally, PISANO ejaculates:
The GOP should have filabustered this silly leftist moron as well as her male counterpart Beyer.
Where was the filabuster when WE needed it?
Dear PISANO, while the filabuster is devastating against this:
and associated apparel, the filabuster sadly has no power against this:
LEST YE DOUCHES FORGET IN YOUR YOUTH THAT YOU WILL BE OLD AND UNSIGHTLY TOO. AT LEAST YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SAY YOU ONLY ASPIRED TO ARMCHAIR SUPREME COURT JUSTICE.